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sophieturning:

my aesthetic is elizabeth swann making out with jack sparrow and snarling as she handcuffs him to the black pearl and leaves him to be devoured by the kraken and the look of pride and admiration he gives her as she abandons him to his death 

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huffingtonpost:

Disney could learn a thing or two from this ‘Ariel’ model who uses a wheelchair.

Watch the full story here.

Posted 2 minutes ago

eclecticpjf:

unexplained-events:

Someone helped their friend move into a new apartment and found 37 clown dolls under their porch. 

Time to burn the place down and move again.

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2014 so far

the-coolest-cat-in-town:

phampants:

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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July:

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August:
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September

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October

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Posted 3 minutes ago

fuckyeahfatpinupgirls:

fatanarchy:

Seriously you guys, look at these fucking photos!!! Aren’t they gorgeous??? This calendar is going to be full 12x12 high quality photos and printing and it’s for a non-profit who is donating some of the proceeds to Basic Rights Oregon!

Duh, here’s the link to pre-order the calendar: http://igg.me/at/pudgepdx

This is my pet project, so I have to promote it here, right? Please consider ordering a calendar ($25!) and help the printing/shipping in the process.

If nothing else, if you’re a lover and follower of fuckyeahfatpinupgirls, please reblog and share! Thanks! <3

Posted 3 minutes ago

just-a-julie:

rycbar221:

I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief

MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

Posted 4 minutes ago
mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

(Source: daenerystarscaryen)

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punkkidslater:

frostirons:

karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas:

meowsayskitty:

takeonecurtaincall:

captain-spiced-rum:

playitagain:

5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

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I can hear the exact moment I hit sixth grade.

The greatest part of this is gradually beginning to recognize more and more songs

reblogging because meatloaf

this is the most amazing thing ever yOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE’S TASTE IN MUSIC SLOWLY CHANGING

It was all nice songs and suddenly “HEY, LOOK AT THAT THANG! YOU GOT A NICE PACKAGE GONNA RIDE IT TONIGHT” and i totally lost it like what

-dancing along-

Posted 5 minutes ago

gilescandy:

I’ve said it before… I know they’re playing it for comedy, but this scene is amazingly sweet to me.  Dawn is fourteen.  Music, and cookie dough, and boy talk are the most important things in the life of a girl that age.  She is trying to share these things with a middle-aged man, something I would never have dreamed of doing.  It’s scary to share things that are special to you.  This was the moment I knew that Dawn really did love Giles.

(Source: scooby-gang)

Posted 8 minutes ago
dek-says-so:

niknak79:

Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)


we did this to our band director when we one state.

dek-says-so:

niknak79:

Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)

we did this to our band director when we one state.

Posted 8 minutes ago
karkats-left-eyeball:

a happy ghost for you to drag around your dashboard

karkats-left-eyeball:

a happy ghost for you to drag around your dashboard

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♩ ♪ I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt ♩ ♪
♩ ♪ I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt ♩ ♪

(Source: sassywiinchesters)

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